Morning Funnies 5 March, 20154 March, 2015 Liberal LibrarianLeave a comment https://twitter.com/Crunk_Jews/status/572871518427848704 It's hard to pay attention to a friend who is on the phone & is very emotional about a breakup when there's a pizza commercial on— 🐈Mattzilla™️🐈 (@mattZillaaaa) March 4, 2015 https://twitter.com/DaddyJew/status/573329200645611520 https://twitter.com/CooIStepDad/status/553956003352297472 [rubs magic lamp, genie appears]"U get only one wish."I wish for the girl of my dreams.[5 headed crab-shark woman appears]Nice nice.— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 5, 2015 Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food— Pete Lynch (@PJTLynch) June 26, 2014 Continue reading “Morning Funnies” →
Morning funnies 3 March, 20152 March, 2015 Liberal Librarian2 Comments https://twitter.com/PJTLynch/status/481252979043864576 Sometimes I text "wanna bang?" to random numbers just to liven up someone else's day.— Crazy Stalker Mom (@texasstalkermom) February 4, 2015 *** [at restaurant]"HE'S CHOKING! SOMEONE HELP!"Me: Lay him down. *drops The People's Elbow**place goes fucking nuts*— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) March 3, 2015 https://twitter.com/SteveSuckington/status/572574784988450819 Continue reading “Morning funnies” →